Children Jokes

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A. He wanted cold hard cash!


Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A. Frostbite.


Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

A. “Is that you mommy?”


Q. Where do polar bears vote?

A. The North Poll


Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?

A. In snow banks.


Q. What dog keeps the best time?

A. A watch dog.


Q. Why did the tomato turn red?

A. It saw the salad dressing!


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