## Teacher- Student jokes...

Master: How Old is ur father? Pappu: As old as I am. Master: How is it possible? Pappu: He became father only after I was born. Teacher:kaunsi jinis par hum log chalte waqt sun sakte hai? Student: radio ke niche 4 chaka lagane par… Teacher: tum ek gadha ho. Student:yes Teacher: tum ek...

## Crazy Maths Trick!...

Trick 1: Number below 10 Step1: Think of a number below 10. Step2: Double the number you have thought. Step3: Add 6 with the getting result. Step4: Half the answer, that is divide it by 2. Step5: Take away the number you have thought from the answer, that is, subtract the answer from the...

## Skeleton is a person wh...

Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: “Too uper kyon aaya?” Sardar: “Apple Khane” Monkey: “Yeh to mango tree” Sardar: “Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon”   Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them...

## Thought for the Day!...

Many of your pets are learning not to enact their fear with negative action in the world. We see this in such a simple thing as the animal who is brought to the vet for an examination. He has learned to trust humans enough that although he’s terrified he doesn’t bite. When...

## Top 10 Party Cities aro...

After a hard day’s work when you return home, all that you need is rest. But right that very moment if someone proposes a party plan, can you say a ‘no’? Who does not want to party? In fact most people find partying to be a great stress reliever. However there are...

## Footwear Trends this Su...

Not everybody gives to footwear the same degree of importance on the fashion scale. It is merely an accessory for some while a utility for others. So whereas a considerable fortune is often spent on clothes and adornments there are only a limited number of shoes and sandals in a...

## Sardarjis are back!...

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 tier architecture ? A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and auto rickshaws will have 3 tyres. Q. I want to store more than ten objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow? A. Send it through courier. Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA? A....

## Lovely thoughts for a l...

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love. –Sophocles Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. – Arthur Wing Pinero To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. – Karen Sunde Let us be grateful...

## My wife ensures that I ...

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,...

## Happy Valentines Day...

I asked my girlfriend. What she wanted on valentine’s day. She said,”Nothing would make me happier than some diamond earrings.” So I got her nothing 😉 HappY ValEnTiNe’s DaY I wish You Happy valentine’s Day. People say love brings flavour and taste to...