Bollywood SMS Jokes

People often talk about Rajnikant, but they forget about the antics and dialogues of our great Mithun da ..
Here are some amazing dialogues from Mithun da’s films. Enjoy !

 

” Bheegi hui cigarette kabhi jal nahi sakti…..

aur yeh tay hai ki teri maut ki taarikh tal nahi sakti ”

 

“Apuun ka naam hai HEERA,

Apuun ne sab ko Cheera…” (wah wah…..)

 

Shetty: “kaun hai be tu?”

Mithun da says-

“Mai hoon tum jaise logon se nafarat karne wala,
Garibon ke liye jyoti, Gundon ke liye jwala
tuze banake maut ka Ek niwala,
tere sine mein gaad dunga mai maut ka bhala.
Mila doonga yamraj se tere ko salaaaa.” (What a poetry!!!!!)

 

” kyunki ab mein Indrajeet nahi……chandaal hoon

tum chaho toh mera program note karlo

…tum sab meri diary mein mar chuke ho!

mein chahoo toh tum sabko abhi mar sakta hoon

magar abhi maarne se tumhe maarne ka credit meri bullet ko mil jayega!!!! ”

(kya logic hai!!!!!!!! !,superb! )

 

” Main hoon Do Numbri, ek se jyaada, teen se kam

Dikhne mein bevda, bhaagne mein ghoda, aur maarne mein hathoda …. ” ( amazing )

 

” Jitani tumane saan

se li hongi, usase jyaada maine lashein girayi hai

(!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ??????? )

Mantriji:- “Ye kanch bullretproof hai. tum mujhe chu bhi nahi sakte”

Mithun Da:-”Ye kanch bulletproof hai magar patthhar proof nahi”

AND HE BREAKS IT BY THROWING STONES ON THE GLASS.

 

And the best one…………….

Mithun da gets a bullet on his leg, Looks at the villain scornfully, calmly stands up and says-

“DUSHMANO KI LAASHON PAR BHANGRA KARNE WALA KABHI LANGDA NAHIN HO SAKTA”

” Koi Shaq..??

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