Funny Love Quotes

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

– Agatha Christie
Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.

– Albert Einstein
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.

– Albert Einstein
Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

– Anonymous
You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.

– Anonymous
The four most important words in any marriage…”I’ll do the dishes.”

– Anonymous
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

– Anonymous
Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.

– Anonymous

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