Skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!

Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: “Too uper kyon aaya?”

Sardar: “Apple Khane”

Monkey: “Yeh to mango tree”

Sardar: “Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon”

 

Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: “Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand ”

 

Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket

Sardar: Give two tickets

Conductor: Why two?

Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there

Conductor: What if you lose both?

Sardar: No problem, I have pass…

Interviewer: What is a skeleton?

Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!

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