Funny Jokes

A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.

What’s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.

The railroad engineer replied.

How would we know they were late, if we didn’t have a schedule?

 

A: “I was born in California.”
B: “Which part?”
A: “All of me.”

A: “Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?”
B: “No, I’m sorry I don’t.”
A: “Well, it’s two blocks this way, then one block to the left.”

 

Q: What has many keys but can’t open any doors?
A: A piano.

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can’t jump!

 
Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
A: B. (bee)

Q: What letter is a part of the head?
A: I. (eye)

Q: What letter is a drink?
A: T. (tea)

Q: What letter is a body of water?
A: C. (sea)

Q: What letter is a vegetable?
A: P. (pea)

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