The Bragging Catholics

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. 
The first Catholic man tells his friends, ‘My son  is a priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him  ‘Father’ ‘. 
The second Catholic man chirps, ‘My son is a bishop. When
he walks into  a room people call him ‘Your Grace”. 
The third Catholic gent says, ‘My son is a cardinal. When
he enters a  room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’ ‘. 
The fourth Catholic man chirps, ‘My son is the Pope. When
he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness”. 
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in
silence, the four men give her a subtle, ‘Well…?’ 

She replies, ‘I have a daughter. She is slim, tall, silver blonde, green eyes  and 38-24-36. 
When she walks into a room, people say, …….”OH MY GOD !!!”

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