Teacher- Student jokes


Master: How Old is ur father?
Pappu: As old as I am.
Master: How is it possible?
Pappu: He became father only after I was born.

Teacher:kaunsi jinis par hum log chalte waqt sun sakte hai?
Student: radio ke niche 4 chaka lagane par…

Teacher: tum ek gadha ho.
Student:yes
Teacher: tum ek insane ho
Student: no
Teacher:tum class ki bahar jao.
Student: very good sir.

Teacher: pada raha hay shilpa, biplod etc.
Aur ek student bohut der so raha hay, ye dekh kar sir pucha

Teacher: kab se tum so raha ho?

Student: sir, jab se ap shilpa,biplob pada raha tha.


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