I am closer to ground!

TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHN : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHN : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH : “HIJKLMNO”!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH : Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE : Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : George!

TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn’thave ten years ago.
WILLY : Me!

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY : Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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