School Days

Teacher: “What is your name?”.

Student: “Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”

Teacher: “When I ask a question in English, answer it in english.”

Student: “My name is Sunlight .

Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student: Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

Question: What is the fullform of maths.

Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Teacher: Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?


Teacher: Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August.

Student: A holiday

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.

Raju: No ma’m! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher: Why?

Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? “

Johnny: “Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”

Teacher: How old is ur father.

Sunny: As old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?

Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

Teacher: There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs3/kg…Then, what is my age?

Student: 32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?

Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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