Sardar’s Jokes…Full toooooo TP

  1. Lawer to Sardar: Gita pe hath laga ke kaho ke……
    Sardar: yeh kya paji!?! Sita pe hath lagaya to court me bulaya, ab fir Gita pe hath……
  2. Sardar proposed to a girl. Girl said I’am 1 Yr elder to u.
    Sardar said Oye no problem soniyee I’ll marry u next yr”
  3. Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door??
    bcoz it was an entrance exam!!!!!
  4. Banta’s Son: dad there is some one on the door to collect donations for a swimming pool.
    Banta: give him a glass of water.
  5. Santa: i am proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
    BantaL really waht he is studying?
    Santa: he is not studying , they are studying on him
  6. Ek sardar apne bete se bola: Bevkuf kaise machis laya hai ek bhi tili nahi jalti
    Beta: Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar ke laya hu……
  7. Doctor to Saradr: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai??
    Sardar: Hoga jarur hoga: 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai…
  8. A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard– in “Punjab today” news …..”Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still ….digging for more.”
  9. Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road ….why??
    Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
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