Knock Knock Valentine’s Day Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke, I got a Valentine!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atlas.
Atlas who?
Atlas Valentine’s Day is here!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
This guy is your boy friend!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Halibut.
Halibut who?
Halibut a kiss, sweetie?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know why I love you like I do?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith your hands off of me!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who ?
Value be my Valentine?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben over and kiss me!!!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who ?
Olive you!

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