Jokes

Naukrani: “Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach KhaLia hai.”
Malkin: “Oh God!Call Doctor Fast”
Naukrani: “Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON(Cockroach marne kidawa) Pila dia hai.”

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni JaanPe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Qun…
Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

Santa-Oye! what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this

Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Husband: Why??
Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book How to Cook”!!

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya Aur Niche Likha
“COMING SOON”

A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note “This Bill is oneyear old”
He got his bill bak with a note that read
“Happy Birthday!”

SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, “I AM GOING”?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, answer bata ke jaa..

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone that too without receiver

Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: “Take my card.”
Waiter: “But sir, this is Ration Card.”
Sardar: “So what? U have writen outside
“ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”…

Sorrow is our constant companion;
Happiness comes and goes.
A sardar agrees and says: My wife is always with me. Her sister comes and goes.

One day a sardar had a dream that someone had killed him.
Next day he closed his ICICI bank account.
Why? Because of ICICI’s slogan: WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE.

Perfect definition of old age:
A time when you start switching off your room lights more for economic reasons than romantic reasons.

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