Deadly PJs…. Some New some old….

Gulshan Grover is riding his new BMW bike at the velocity of light.
On the way he passes a stranger’s house who also has the same bike. to avoid the stranger’s attention, Gulshan Grover rides off.
Unfortunately, the stranger notices and follows him.
Stranger: ‘Sir, can I know your name please’
Gulshan : ‘I am Gulshan Grocer’
Stranger : Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan Grover??
Gulshan: No it is Grocer.

Now tell me why did Gulshan say so…
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Further,,,

Little further…

ANS: Because at the speed of light V=C
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Ek baar ek aadmi ek auto mein baithta hai aur ghar le jaane ko bolta hai..

Autowala, yeh dekhkar ki aadmi sheher mein naya hai,bahut ghumak phira ke le jaata hai aur bahut charge kar deta hai.
Ghar pahunchte pahunchte bahut der ho jaati hai aur andhera ho jaata hai.

Aadmi pehle se hi bahut frustrated hai aur ghar jaake dekhta hai ki bijli nahi hoti hai.
Par aadmi ko sab kuch saaf saaf dikhayee deta hai. Kaise???

Kyonki autowala aadmi ko ULLOO bana deta hai aur usko raat ko sab kuch
saaf saaf dikhta hai.
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Ek Gaaon me Seeta aur Geeta do Behane rehati hai.
Dono ko ek baar nadi paar karanee hoti hai.
Seeta nadee me kudati hai aur tairake jaatee hai.
Geeta pool ke upar se chalake jaati hai.
Phir bhi Gaaon ke log bolate hai ki Seeta Geeta se jyada intellegent hai.
Kyon?
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Seeta ko Geeta se S.S.C ke exam me jyada marks milate hai.
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Teacher: ‘A’ for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
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Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.
shivji khush Prakat hue …
bole …
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puttar maang …
maang kya chahiye tujhey !

bakth utha …
bole shivji …
mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !
shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?
unhone kaha … puttar …
tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai …
kuch bada maang !

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wo fir bola … nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do

shivji ne phir samajhaya . abey .. kuch dhang ka maang … !

par wo to ada hi hua tha .. bola nahi … aap to mujhey guitar hi do !

shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage … bole ..yaar tu kuch aur maang .. guitar na maang …

wo bola … nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye … ab

shivji gussey main aa gaye … boley ,

saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata 🙂
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And this is the latest one….  shayad padaa ho pehle but phir bhi enjoy………………..
 
1. Smoking
2. Drinking
3. Charas
4. Ganja
5. Chicken
6. Mutton
7. Oily food
8. Masala
9. Sleep & obesity
10. Pollution

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Heart Attack

Matlab
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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
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Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai???

Think……

Think.
Bit more…….

Because…a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means
chen..nai…
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What’s the opposite of “Dominoes”???

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tired of thinking???

Well the answer is “Domi doesn’t know”
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Whats the opposite of “Pizza Hut”


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ok don’t kill me “Pizza Hutna math”
 
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Acha last one……………
 
ok whats the opp of venky’s..
venlocks…
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)

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A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses’ wife instead.

“I’m afraid he died last week.” she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.

“I told you” the wife replies, “he died last week.”

The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.

By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, “I’VE ALREADY TOLD
YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!

WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?”

“Coz,” he replied laughing, “I just love hearing it…”
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A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a bath, but he hasn’t got a soap and there is no water anywhere around

what can he do?

He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant of integration) Using the lux soap he will take bath in the c .
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one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
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An IDEA can change your wife.

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Ek baar teen ants jarahi thee…….
to unhein cheenee(sugar) ki bori milti hie to pahlee do cheenti to usmein se cheenee ke dane utha leti hei but ek nahi uthati batao kyu ………..

kyunki

kyunki

use sugar ki beemari thee
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A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. 🙁

Guess why ?

because there it was written “Number dial karne se pehele do lagae”
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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)

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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?
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the answer is ……….
They Both Are Not a Banana !!

Ache they naa……………

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