A Sweet Confession

Wife : Where did you get these lipstick spots?

Husband : I am amazed myself where how I got these spots ?
I was not wearing shirt at that time 🙂

Wife to Husband : I don’t have any child, I have decided to give all my wealth to some Sadhu..
After hearing this, husband stood up…
Wife : What happened to you, where are you going?

Husband : To become a Sadhu !

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

Wife to Husband : I am the book of your life…
Husband : This is what I regret…

If you were a calender then could have changed one every year !

Forward it...

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