You know you are an Arab when-

You know you are an Arab when

  • You get arrested on New Years just for participating in the countdown.
  • Your tanned all year round not complaining
  • Israel isn’t a democracy, for you.
  • you kiss your relatives FOUR times. Left cheek, right cheek, left cheek back then FOREHEAD.
  • your eyebrows are perfect.
  • you get chosen for “random” security checks at airports
  • you smoke shisha but you “don’t smoke” because shisha doesn’t count.
  • The English Word “TEASE” Makes You Laugh.
  • everyone in your family owns a personal gas station.
  • you have more cousins than friends
  • you greet your grandparents by kissing their hands, respectfully
  • every time a teacher mentions the middle east he/she turns to you to make sure what they’re saying is correct
  • EVERYONE stares at you in the airport
  • your favorite article of clothing is C4.
  • your favorite gangster film is “Scarfface”.
  • Mama’s biggest threat is that she’ll tell Baba.
  • you don’t let a plane land.
  • people pounce on you for counting down “3-2-1” on New Years Eve because they’re “just being safe”.
  • your whole village comes to receive you at the airport
  • you get stared at on a plane….drive a taxi….or own a corner store.
  • you don’t know how many times to kiss the cheeks. Is it two or three? I never get that right.
  • you curse America day and night.. but you are the first to apply for immigration to America
  • your parents say you’re becoming Americanized anytime you get into trouble.
  • your dad swears at himself when he yells at you
  • you swear the Jews did it. Not sure what they did, but whatever it was, you’re certain they did it.
  • your never allow to sleep over.
  • You know how to talk with your eyebrows and hands
  • every white person looks at you like you were the guy that flew the plane into the World Trade Center.
  • you come back from the blad with your suitcases smelling like spices
  • you swear you’re gonna divorce your wife if you don’t pay the dinner bill
  • u drink 8 cups of shay not 8 cups of water everyday
  • your aunts care more about your life than their kids
  • you have maklooba for 3 days straight.
  • your mom makes kharoof with Diwali, maklouba, jaj, and cussa mahshi on the side. Always over cooking!!
  • making qahwa determines your validation to marriage.
  • ur mom gives you Marmareya to cure a headache, cold , broken arm or cancer
  • everyone in your house went silent when Yousef got kicked out of Arab idol
  • you tell your mom you’re not hungry and she piles double the amount of food on your plate
  • you have been hit with a flip flop more than 10 times by your mom
  • if you’re 20 and not married, something is wrong with you.
  • Ur parents insult you by insulting themselves”looool “IBn il kalb” okay so ur a dog?
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