Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke, I got a Valentine!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atlas.
Atlas who?
Atlas Valentine’s Day is here!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
This guy is your boy friend!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Halibut.
Halibut who?
Halibut a kiss, sweetie?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know why I love you like I do?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith your hands off of me!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who ?
Value be my Valentine?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben over and kiss me!!!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who ?
Olive you!

Thank goodness there’s a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests itself:

I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I head towards the garage, I notice post on the porch table that I picked up from the postman earlier. I decide to go through it before I wash the car.

I put my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the recycling box under the table, and notice that the recycling box is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the recycling first.

But then I think, since I’m going to be near the post-box when I take out the recycling paper anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my cheque book off the table and notice that there is only one cheque left. My extra cheques are in the desk in my study, so I go into the house to my desk where I find the cup of coffee I’d been drinking.

I’m going to look for my cheques but first I need to push the coffee aside so that I don’t accidentally knock it over. The coffee is getting cold, and I decide to make another cup..

As I head toward the kitchen with the cold coffee, a vase of flowers on the worktop catches my eye – the flowers need water. I put the coffee on the worktop and discover my reading glasses that I’ve been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I’m going to water the flowers..

I put the glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote control. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realise that tonight when we go to watch TV, I’ll be looking for the remote, but I won’t remember that it’s on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back where it belongs, but first I’ll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I put the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

1. The car isn’t washed
2. The bills aren’t paid
3. There is a cold cup of coffee sitting on the kitchen work-surface
4. The flowers don’t have enough water,
5. There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book,
6. I can’t find the remote,
7. I can’t find my glasses,
8. And I don’t remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I’m really baffled because I know I was busy all bloody day and I’m really tired.

I realise this is a serious problem, and I’ll try to get some help for it, but first I’ll check my e-mail..

Do me a favour. Forward this message to everyone you know, Because I can’t remember who the hell I’ve sent it to.

Don’t laugh – if this isn’t you yet, your day is coming!!

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus depot, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops – a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a Pathan got on. Six feet four, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground.. He glared at the conductor and said, “Pathan doesn’t pay!” and sat down at the back.

Conductor didn’t argue with Pathan, but he wasn’t happy about it. The next day the same thing happened – Pathan got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next..

This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way the Pathan was taking advantage of the poor conductor. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what’s more, he felt really good about himself.

So, on the next Monday, when the Pathan once again got on the bus and said, “Pathan doesn’t pay!”

The driver stood up, glared back at the Pathan, and screamed, “And why not?”

With a surprised look on his face, the Pathan replied, “Pathan has a bus pass.”

Management Lesson:

Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one.

We are gujju and we are like that only!

We are not cheap. We are chip.

Falguni Pathak is Britney Spears. We still don’t know how to pronounce lingerie.

We add sugar to Whiskey.

Stock market is our Fish market.

Pope music. Period.

We still have Dhoom machaale as our ringtone.

Even your wife is called “Ben”

Vile Parle & New Jersey feel like home.

We eat homemade theplas in a business class flight.

“Akon nu navu geet Smack That sambhadyu?”

We don’t understand the word Chocolate, it’s called Cadbury.

We can do Garba on Summer of 69.

We take home made food to restaurants. Restaurants are just for ambience !!

GEOMETRY: Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips!

ECO: Kiss is that thing for which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!

PHYSICS: Kiss is the process of charging a human body!

COMPUTER: Kiss is just like a LAN, in which two bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE!



THOUGHT FOR THE DAY