Owner of Mexico’s largest telecommunications company, Carlos Slim with an estimated worth of $ 69 billion dollars. He tops the list for the third year running, despite a drop of $ 5 billion in net worth from last year.

Following are some of them, Enjoy!!!

Top Ten Indian Filmi Jokes (Dialogues)

10.    Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga

9.     Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga

8.     Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?

7.     Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.

6.     Bacchhhaaaaaooooo…..

5.     Yeh anyay hai bhagwan

4.     Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.

3.     Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho.

2.     Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.

—-> And the number one statement is ….

1.     Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.

Here are the best of the rest…

- Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain

- lo…muh meetha kar lo

- mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi

- aaj pinky ka janam din hai

- yeh aap kya kah rahen hai, bhai sahib

- Bhaiya !!!!!!!!!!

- Ma, tum kitni achchi ho

- Aaj mein bahut khush hoon

(usually to be followed by a tragicturn of events)

- arre isse to tez bukhar hai

- Nikal jaa mere ghar say…

- Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay

- khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhee lagaya

and the best:

- tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to …

- gurkha, ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do.

- Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya..

- Ab tumari maa hamare kabze main hai

- Pulis ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai

- Driver, gaadi roko

- Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede….

- Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta”

- aur ye bechari begunnah hai. That’s all, your honor

- Tazeerat-e-hind, dafa 302 ke tahat,

- Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai

- Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe

- (hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed)

Main kahan hun?

- Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?

- “Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu”

followed by the jug jug jiyo beta

- “Yeh sauda thumhe bahut mehenga padega” ??

- Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga,  aaj pahli baarkuch maang……..

- KANOON KE HAATH BAHUT LUMBE HOTE HAIN

1.  We got off the Titanic first.
2.  We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
4.  Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
5. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
6.  We can cry and get off speeding fines.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9.  We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, free dinners, free moving (you get the point?).
11. We can hug our friend without wondering if she thinks we’re gay.
12. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
13.  If we have sex with someone and don’t call the next day, we’re not the devil.
14.  If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it’s because we’re being emotionally neglected.
15.  If we’re dumb, some people will find it cute.

Conference/dining room
Quarters for the president and the first lady
An office area for senior staff members
Another office that converts into a medical facility when necessary
Work and rest areas for the presidential staff, media representatives and Air Force crews
Two galleys that can provide 100 meals at one sitting
Multi-frequency radios for air-to-air, air-to-ground and satellite communications

Sky walking is the newest and extremely risky photography fad to take the internet by storm. It consists of a photographer (or photographers) making their way to the top of very tall structures and clicking pictures which would make a normal person’s stomach drop off. This trend is certainly not for the faint-hearted. As it began on the Russian web, it is sometimes referred to as “Russian Planking”. Russian teens pose or “skywalk” hundreds of feet in the air with no safety equipment.

We may not know exactly what we want but we definitely know what we don’t want.  From men who come on too strong to the nonchalant breed, we’ve seen it all and come out stronger. In addition, times have also evolved drastically.  More than the feeling of wanting to be independent and have our own careers and opinions (yes we have them) we feel as if we deserve all that and much more.  Men receive a lot of dating advice,

from friends to mothers.  Some of it is useful while the rest is useless.  If you don’t want to send a woman screaming in the opposite direction, then don’t commit any of the following mistakes.

1) Acting Cheap

Even in today’s modern times, chivalry is appreciated. While it’s true that you don’t want the sort of women who runs behind a fat wallet, we are drawn to men to can protect us and provide for us. This includes picking up the tab, at least the first few times (without whining about it). This does not mean that you have to blow your paycheck by taking her to the most expensive restaurant in town. Simply taking her out for a nice meal at a decent restaurant will send across the signal that you’re a man who knows how to take care of a woman. Boasting about how much you make but not dishing out the goods when needed? Major turnoff and we will rethink how much you actually like and respect us. Treat her for a meal the first few dates and by the third or fourth date, she herself will suggest splitting the bill or even offer to pick it up. Make her pay earlier on, she’ll rethink whether she wants to have a future with you.

2) Neediness

It does not matter to us if you look like the Ranbir Kapoor’s cousin if you don’t have attitude to go with it. Nothing screams desperate more than being clingy from day one. Being constantly needy and insecure will not make us special. Instead you will lose a few points in the respect column. Women are attracted to a man’s attitude and confidence. We want a man who can take care of us, not a scared little boy who needs reassuring every five minutes. If you want her to hang around, then give her some space of her own. Show her how strong and great you are even without her and see how she chases you.

3) Acting too nice

It’s a fact that women love compliments. However, we also know when we deserve them and when we don’t. Telling her she looks hot when she’s feeling a little low will earn you brownie points but showering her with compliments non-stop will have the opposite effect. She’ll think you’re being insincere and fake. Act like a man and make her work for her compliments. Women love challenges just as much as men do! Plus, we both know you won’t be able to keep the façade forever, so just tone it down a bit and show her the real you. Agreeing with everything a woman says and does is also a big no-no. This does not make us like you more. Rather you come off as having no opinion or spine. Even though it may not seem like a good idea at the time, standing up for your beliefs and opinions will earn her respect in the long run.

4) Coming on too strong

There is a difference between letting her know that you’re interested and tell her how your life has changed since you met her. While it may feel great to dive into a new relationship headfirst, getting too caught up in a new relationship is unhealthy. A woman will lose interest in you if you show her how besotted with her you are in the first few weeks. Instead, make her work for it. If she can get all your affection and time easily, she won’t be satisfied with it. Ease yourself into the relationship gradually instead of showing too much interest earlier on.