Knock Knock Valentine&#...
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Jimmy. Jimmy who? Jimmy a little kiss? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke, I got a Valentine! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for being my friend! Knock, knock! Who’s there? Atlas. Atlas who? Atlas...
Gujju – we are li...
We are gujju and we are like that only! We are not cheap. We are chip. Falguni Pathak is Britney Spears. We still don’t know how to pronounce lingerie. We add sugar to Whiskey. Stock market is our Fish market. Pope music. Period. We still have Dhoom machaale as our ringtone. Even...
SMS Holi Festival Wishe...
Pehli kiran ko dekhkar nanhi pari yun boli Usha ki lali mein dubi Rang udati aai holi! Happy Holi Dil Sapnom se HOUSEFUL hai, Pure honge wo doubtful hai, Is duniya me har chees wonderful hai, Par zindagi aap jaise logo se hi colourful hai… Happy Holi 2011 Hawaon k sath 1 arman bheja...
Funny Quotes...
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat. Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the...
Friendship Quotes...
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art… It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. It is not so much our...
Marriage Quotes...
Marriage is a mistake every man should make. The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds – they mature slowly. Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night. On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after...
Love Quotes...
I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Immature love says: ‘I love you because I need you.’ Mature...
1 to 10 Words...
If we consider attached 10 words in our present life, I am sure our future will be better then our past. Means our 2011 will be really very happy & prosperous. Please go through the each slides very sincerely Here Download this – 10...
Sardars once again- its...
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”. Sardar thinks “how poetic” Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”. *********************************************** Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his...