Skeleton is a person wh...
Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: “Too uper kyon aaya?” Sardar: “Apple Khane” Monkey: “Yeh to mango tree” Sardar: “Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon” Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them...
Sardarjis are back!...
Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 tier architecture ? A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and auto rickshaws will have 3 tyres. Q. I want to store more than ten objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow? A. Send it through courier. Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA? A....
Pathan on cycle...
Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha. Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???” Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia...
Biwi Ghar Chodkar Bhag ...
Sardarji : Motor bike se bade jor se aatein hai aur niche gir jate hai. Public sab aakar uper uthake puchne lagte hai, “sardar ji kaise ho?“ Sardar : Arre arre chodo bhai aap logon ki dimag kharab ho gaya hai...The cockroach attack!...
Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it’s one leg and told, “walk, walk”. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it’s second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it’s fourth leg and ordered it walk! But...
Sardars once again- its...
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”. Sardar thinks “how poetic” Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”. *********************************************** Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his...
World famous Banta Sing...
Banta was bragging to his boss one day,” You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Banta how about Tom Cruise?” “Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends,...Sardar’s Jokes...
Lawer to Sardar: Gita pe hath laga ke kaho ke…… Sardar: yeh kya paji!?! Sita pe hath lagaya to court me bulaya, ab fir Gita pe hath…… Sardar proposed to a girl. Girl said I’am 1 Yr elder to u. Sardar said Oye no problem soniyee I’ll marry u next...An Interesting Intervie...
Interviewer :Let me check your word Power… Banta :Ok Sir …. Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of …..good. Banta :hmmmm….. Bad Interviewer : Come Banta : Go. Interviewer : Ugly. Banta : Pichlli. Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII? Banta :...