Funny Sardar Jokes

Funny Sardar Jokes...

Sardar got a job in AIRTel custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do? Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling ` Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain man- are waha Vo kaise? sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na. ` 2 sardar sending sms...
Give him Another Chance

Give him Another Chance...

The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that Saradars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A Saradar works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him,“What is 15 plus 15?” After 15 or 20 seconds he says, “Eighteen!”...
I was Waiting at the Post Office!

I was Waiting at the Po...

Santa Shouting 2 His GF ” U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And Cheated Me, I Was Waiting 4 U Yesterday Whole Day In The Post Office….” Sardar Ki Maa Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se Srdar : Maa Ye Car...
Sardar got a job in Airtel!

Sardar got a job in Air...

Sardar got a job in AIRTel custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do? Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling` Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain man- are waha Vo kaise? sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na. ` 2 sardar sending sms...
Skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!

Skeleton is a person wh...

Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: “Too uper kyon aaya?” Sardar: “Apple Khane” Monkey: “Yeh to mango tree” Sardar: “Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon”   Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them...
Sardarjis are back!

Sardarjis are back!...

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 tier architecture ? A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and auto rickshaws will have 3 tyres. Q. I want to store more than ten objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow? A. Send it through courier. Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA? A....
Pathan on cycle

Pathan on cycle...

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha. Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???” Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.” Share On Your...
Biwi Ghar Chodkar Bhag Gaye

Biwi Ghar Chodkar Bhag ...

Sardarji : Motor bike se bade jor se aatein hai aur niche gir jate hai. Public sab aakar uper uthake puchne lagte hai, “sardar ji kaise ho?“ Sardar : Arre arre chodo bhai aap logon ki dimag kharab ho gaya hai kya. Share On Your...

The cockroach attack!...

Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it’s one leg and told, “walk, walk”. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it’s second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it’s fourth leg and ordered it walk! But...
Sardars once again- its good

Sardars once again- its...

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”. Sardar thinks “how poetic” Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”. *********************************************** Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his...

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