My Teacher Took My iPod

My Teacher Took My iPod...

My teacher took my iPod. She said they had a rule; I couldn’t bring it into class or even to the school. She said she would return it; I’d have it back that day. But then she tried my headphones on and gave a click on Play. She looked a little startled, but after just a...
Student-Teacher Jokes

Student-Teacher Jokes...

Teacher: Which is your native place? Rahul: Maharashtra m’aam. Teacher: Can you spell it? Rahul: Actually my native place is goa. Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Australia? Student: Sun Teacher: Why? Student: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see...
Silly Student PJ

Silly Student PJ...

Innocent Student Joke  Opening the book in the class, the teacher asked, ‘So, where were we?’ Student: In this class, Sir. Silly Student PJ  Teacher: Why does sea water tastes like salt? Student: Maybe a ship of salt sinked a long time ago. Outspoken Student Joke  Teacher:...
How do you spell crocodile?

How do you spell crocod...

TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile”? JOHN : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong JOHN : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH : “HIJKLMNO”!! TEACHER: What...
Teacher- Student jokes

Teacher- Student jokes...

Master: How Old is ur father? Pappu: As old as I am. Master: How is it possible? Pappu: He became father only after I was born. Teacher:kaunsi jinis par hum log chalte waqt sun sakte hai? Student: radio ke niche 4 chaka lagane par… Teacher: tum ek gadha ho. Student:yes Teacher: tum ek...
I am closer to ground!

I am closer to ground!...

TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile”? JOHN : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong JOHN : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH : “HIJKLMNO”!! TEACHER: What...
The teacher and the dumb student!

The teacher and the dum...

Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819? Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old. Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it. Sudent: Sorry my mom wouldnt let me go so...
A Management Lesson

A Management Lesson...

  One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus depot, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops – a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a Pathan got on. Six feet four,...
School Days

School Days...

Teacher: “What is your name?”. Student: “Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.” Teacher: “When I ask a question in English, answer it in english.” Student: “My name is Sunlight . Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Gandhi ji was born. Teacher: What...