My Teacher Took My iPod...
My teacher took my iPod. She said they had a rule; I couldn’t bring it into class or even to the school. She said she would return it; I’d have it back that day. But then she tried my headphones on and gave a click on Play. She looked a little startled, but after just a...
Student-Teacher Jokes...
Teacher: Which is your native place? Rahul: Maharashtra m’aam. Teacher: Can you spell it? Rahul: Actually my native place is goa. Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Australia? Student: Sun Teacher: Why? Student: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see...
Silly Student PJ...
Innocent Student Joke Opening the book in the class, the teacher asked, ‘So, where were we?’ Student: In this class, Sir. Silly Student PJ Teacher: Why does sea water tastes like salt? Student: Maybe a ship of salt sinked a long time ago. Outspoken Student Joke Teacher:...
How do you spell crocod...
TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile”? JOHN : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong JOHN : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH : “HIJKLMNO”!! TEACHER: What...
Teacher- Student jokes...
Master: How Old is ur father? Pappu: As old as I am. Master: How is it possible? Pappu: He became father only after I was born. Teacher:kaunsi jinis par hum log chalte waqt sun sakte hai? Student: radio ke niche 4 chaka lagane par… Teacher: tum ek gadha ho. Student:yes Teacher: tum ek...
I am closer to ground!...
TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile”? JOHN : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong JOHN : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH : “HIJKLMNO”!! TEACHER: What...
The teacher and the dum...
Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819? Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old. Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it. Sudent: Sorry my mom wouldnt let me go so...
A Management Lesson...
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus depot, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops – a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a Pathan got on. Six feet four,...
School Days...
Teacher: “What is your name?”. Student: “Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.” Teacher: “When I ask a question in English, answer it in english.” Student: “My name is Sunlight . Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Gandhi ji was born. Teacher: What...