Saali is beauty, Wife is duty!

Saali is beauty, Wife i...

Jitne channel Tv ke, Utne nakhre Biwi ke, Tv chalta hai remote se, Biwi chalta hai Note se. What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duty, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is...
I am closer to ground!

I am closer to ground!...

TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile”? JOHN : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong JOHN : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH : “HIJKLMNO”!! TEACHER: What...
The teacher and the dumb student!

The teacher and the dum...

Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819? Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old. Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it. Sudent: Sorry my mom wouldnt let me go so...
The bank Robbery!

The bank Robbery!...

If u r stressed, you’ll get pimples.. if u cry,u’ll get wrinkles.. So, y don’t u smile & get dimples? God made us body parts for a reason. Eyes: to look at you Hands: to pray for you Mind: to remember you Heart: to miss you and… Legs: to kick you if u ever forget...
30,000 words by my wife!

30,000 words by my wife...

A line written on a Husband’s T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . . . . . . OF THEM..:-P   Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest and pease so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor:They are for you.!! As per...
I am dying my hair!

I am dying my hair!...

Husband texts to wife on cell.. “Hi,what r u doing Darling?” Wife: I’m dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?” Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..” Husband: “Bloody English Language! Share On...
Knock Knock Valentine’s Day Jokes

Knock Knock Valentine&#...

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Jimmy. Jimmy who? Jimmy a little kiss? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke, I got a Valentine! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for being my friend! Knock, knock! Who’s there? Atlas. Atlas who? Atlas...
A Management Lesson

A Management Lesson...

  One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus depot, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops – a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a Pathan got on. Six feet four,...
Gujju – we are like that only

Gujju – we are li...

We are gujju and we are like that only! We are not cheap. We are chip. Falguni Pathak is Britney Spears. We still don’t know how to pronounce lingerie. We add sugar to Whiskey. Stock market is our Fish market. Pope music. Period. We still have Dhoom machaale as our ringtone. Even...
Perfect Rupee Symbol For India

Perfect Rupee Symbol Fo...

You will love… Checkout the Perfect Rupee Symbol for India, Share On Your...

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