10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

10 Husbands, Still a Vi...

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten...
Give him Another Chance

Give him Another Chance...

The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that Saradars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A Saradar works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him,“What is 15 plus 15?” After 15 or 20 seconds he says, “Eighteen!”...
Funny Marriage Jokes

Funny Marriage Jokes...

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? – The dog, He’ll shut up once you let him in. A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas. Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He...
Silly Student PJ

Silly Student PJ...

Innocent Student Joke  Opening the book in the class, the teacher asked, ‘So, where were we?’ Student: In this class, Sir. Silly Student PJ  Teacher: Why does sea water tastes like salt? Student: Maybe a ship of salt sinked a long time ago. Outspoken Student Joke  Teacher:...
The Best of Husband-Wife Jokes

The Best of Husband-Wif...

Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya, Wife- Koun Thi Wo? Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi wife hit her husband with frying pan Husband: What was that for…? Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on...
How do you spell crocodile?

How do you spell crocod...

TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile”? JOHN : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong JOHN : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH : “HIJKLMNO”!! TEACHER: What...
Teacher- Student jokes

Teacher- Student jokes...

Master: How Old is ur father? Pappu: As old as I am. Master: How is it possible? Pappu: He became father only after I was born. Teacher:kaunsi jinis par hum log chalte waqt sun sakte hai? Student: radio ke niche 4 chaka lagane par… Teacher: tum ek gadha ho. Student:yes Teacher: tum ek...
My wife ensures that I keep on Crying!

My wife ensures that I ...

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,...
The Generous Lawyer!

The Generous Lawyer!...

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!” The next morning he got up early and left for work. When...
Sir, my wife is missing.

Sir, my wife is missing...

Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya, Wife- Koun Thi Wo? Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi   Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the...

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