Funny Husband wife Jokes

Funny Husband wife Joke...

“Cash, check or charge?” I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. So, do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked. No,” she replied, “but my husband refused to come...
A Sweet Confession

A Sweet Confession...

Wife : Where did you get these lipstick spots? Husband : I am amazed myself where how I got these spots ? I was not wearing shirt at that time 🙂 Wife to Husband : I don’t have any child, I have decided to give all my wealth to some Sadhu.. After hearing this, husband stood...
Funny Marriage Jokes

Funny Marriage Jokes...

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? – The dog, He’ll shut up once you let him in. A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas. Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He...
The Best of Husband-Wife Jokes

The Best of Husband-Wif...

Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya, Wife- Koun Thi Wo? Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi wife hit her husband with frying pan Husband: What was that for…? Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on...
My wife ensures that I keep on Crying!

My wife ensures that I ...

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,...
Sir, my wife is missing.

Sir, my wife is missing...

Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya, Wife- Koun Thi Wo? Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi   Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the...
Saali is beauty, Wife is duty!

Saali is beauty, Wife i...

Jitne channel Tv ke, Utne nakhre Biwi ke, Tv chalta hai remote se, Biwi chalta hai Note se. What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duty, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is...
30,000 words by my wife!

30,000 words by my wife...

A line written on a Husband’s T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . . . . . . OF THEM..:-P   Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest and pease so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor:They are for you.!! As per...
I am dying my hair!

I am dying my hair!...

Husband texts to wife on cell.. “Hi,what r u doing Darling?” Wife: I’m dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?” Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..” Husband: “Bloody English Language! Share On...
When a Woman Lies

When a Woman Lies...

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, ‘My dear child, why are you crying?’ The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it...

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