My wife ensures that I ...
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,...
Sir, my wife is missing...
Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya, Wife- Koun Thi Wo? Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the...
Saali is beauty, Wife i...
Jitne channel Tv ke, Utne nakhre Biwi ke, Tv chalta hai remote se, Biwi chalta hai Note se. What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duty, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is...
30,000 words by my wife...
A line written on a Husband’s T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . . . . . . OF THEM..:-P Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest and pease so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor:They are for you.!! As per...
I am dying my hair!...
Husband texts to wife on cell.. “Hi,what r u doing Darling?” Wife: I’m dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?” Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..” Husband: “Bloody English...
When a Woman Lies...
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, ‘My dear child, why are you crying?’ The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it...
Sach ka samana...
Kyle’s Dad brought home a robot one day. The robot had the ability to detect lies and would slap the person who lied. Kyle returned late from school. Dad asked, Son why are you late from school’? Dad, we had extra classes today, Robot slapped Kyle on his face. Dad shouted,...
Wedding Moments...
For all those who are in love with someone, and for those who are about to get married, here are some moments you will be living in near future, enjoy !!! ...
Neil Armstrong heard so...
On July 20, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 lunar module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon. His first words after stepping on the moon, “that’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind,” were televised to earth and heard by...