What is Globalization?...
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Tragically, Princess Diana’s death. Question: Why? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on...
Funny Husband wife Joke...
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. So, do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked. No,” she replied, “but my husband refused to come...
Children Jokes...
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash! Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite. Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. “Is that you mommy?” Q. Where do polar bears vote? A....
Funny Jokes...
A man was complaining to a railroad engineer. What’s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. The railroad engineer replied. How would we know they were late, if we didn’t have a schedule? A: “I was born in California.” B:...
Hindi Jokes...
Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai, Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkaar kia tha. Dekho who aaj tak sharab pee raha hai! Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration! Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha. Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge? Pathan: Mein toh khud...
A Sweet Confession...
Wife : Where did you get these lipstick spots? Husband : I am amazed myself where how I got these spots ? I was not wearing shirt at that time 🙂 Wife to Husband : I don’t have any child, I have decided to give all my wealth to some Sadhu.. After hearing this, husband stood...
My Teacher Took My iPod...
My teacher took my iPod. She said they had a rule; I couldn’t bring it into class or even to the school. She said she would return it; I’d have it back that day. But then she tried my headphones on and gave a click on Play. She looked a little startled, but after just a...
Funny Jokes...
Ladki apne Boyfriend ko naraz karne ke baad SMS pe kaise manati hai..!! 1st Hour: Sorry 2nd Hour: Sorry plzz.. 3rd Hour: Plzz 1 baar baat karlo. 4th Hour: Plzz reply jaan… 5th Hour: Plzzz itna naraz mat ho.. 6th Hour: I’m sorry, I’ll die agar tumne baat nahi ki.. 7th Hour: Dafa ho,...
Student-Teacher Jokes...
Teacher: Which is your native place? Rahul: Maharashtra m’aam. Teacher: Can you spell it? Rahul: Actually my native place is goa. Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Australia? Student: Sun Teacher: Why? Student: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see...