Children Jokes...
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash! Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite. Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. “Is that you mommy?” Q. Where do polar bears vote? A....
Forgive your enemies, b...
Love is like 2 people pulling a rubber band. If they work 2gether there’s a perfect balance. But if one lets go, it hurts so much for one who holds on! Be with a guy who ruins your lipstick. Not your mascara! Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names! If someone leaves without...
Funny Quotes and One-Li...
1. ”How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’” – Unknown 2. “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his...
Some Bollywood Facts...
The song “Mehandi Lagane Rakhna” of Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge was originally written for another movie and was a bit different starting with “Payal Chankate Aa Jana” . However the Chopra brothers liked the song and included it in the the movie which became a hit...
Children and their Inno...
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive. “Dead.” she was informed. “How do you know?” she asked her pupil. “Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move” answered the child...
I Never Do...
I never put my things away. I never dust my room. I never fix the things I break. I never use a broom. I never take the garbage out. I never buy the food. I never get embarrassed when a person sees me nude. I never clean the table tops. I never scrub the floors. I never turn the TV off. I...
Funny Love Quotes...
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. – Agatha Christie Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. – Albert Einstein Put your hand on a hot...
Funny Love Poem...
Cabbage always has a heart; Green beans string along. You’re such a Tomato, Will you Peas to me belong? You’ve been the Apple of my eye, You know how much I care; So Lettuce get together, We’d make a perfect Pear. Now, something’s sure to Turnip, To prove you...
Funny Jokes...
Ladki apne Boyfriend ko naraz karne ke baad SMS pe kaise manati hai..!! 1st Hour: Sorry 2nd Hour: Sorry plzz.. 3rd Hour: Plzz 1 baar baat karlo. 4th Hour: Plzz reply jaan… 5th Hour: Plzzz itna naraz mat ho.. 6th Hour: I’m sorry, I’ll die agar tumne baat nahi ki.. 7th Hour: Dafa ho,...