Funny Matrimonial ads

These are ads taken from actual matrimonial sites – guys searching for brides. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!

1. hello…. My name Arthi….. I am a good characterized woman. I want to run
my life happily. I expect the good minded and clean habits boy to marry me
soon…. who may be in the same caste . If anyone want to Marie to me u can
visit to my home (Ghar Chale aana……..???)

2. Hello, To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don’t have female, I am
not a good education but i working all field in Bangalore.. if u like me u
welcome to my heart…when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send
u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shekhar

3.I want very simple girl. from Brahmin educated family from orissa state she

is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework (Homework?)

Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she may
never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire
life can run smoothly. thank you (The principle of running life smoothly was
never so easy!)

She should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have one
brother and one sister. she should be educated. (ain’t it unique !! 1
brother 1 sister criteria !)

I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love
to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. I am looking
for my dream girl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot.
If u think that is u then why to late come on ……..hold my hand forever
!!! (The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

4. I am simple boy. I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck now i
am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot (I don’t know why but
this is one of my favorites)

My wife should be as ‘Shivani’ as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as
in KSBKBT…… (Ok I haven’t seen these soaps but I am sure he must be
demanding too much,ain’t he?)

I want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but
while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast (by not
wearing her jeans? Wat the hell…)

5.HYE I AM A GOOD LOOKING BOY ,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LAUGH’S BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF
GOD.

THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN
GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFESSION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME
WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LAUGH. (all of us are loughing{laughing})

Whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone
bride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she
would be called the woman of the lamp (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can
anyone tell me what this boy wants)

I love my partner i marriage the partner ok i search my partner and i love
the partner ok thik hai the partner has a graduate ok (I am again clueless
but I liked the use of “ok”. The person is suffering from “Ok-syndrome”)

 

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