15 Reasons Why Woman Are Luckier

15 Reasons Why Woman Are Luckier

  1.  We got off the Titanic first.
  2.  We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
  3. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
  4.  Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
  5. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
  6.  We can cry and get off speeding fines.
  7. Taxis stop for us.
  8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
  9.  We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
  10. Free drinks, free dinners, free moving (you get the point?).
  11. We can hug our friend without wondering if she thinks we’re gay.
  12. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
  13.  If we have sex with someone and don’t call the next day, we’re not the devil.
  14.  If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it’s because we’re being emotionally neglected.
  15.  If we’re dumb, some people will find it cute.
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