Teacher- Student jokes

Teacher- Student jokes...

Master: How Old is ur father? Pappu: As old as I am. Master: How is it possible? Pappu: He became father only after I was born. Teacher:kaunsi jinis par hum log chalte waqt sun sakte hai? Student: radio ke niche 4 chaka lagane par… Teacher: tum ek gadha ho. Student:yes Teacher: tum ek...
Crazy Maths Trick!

Crazy Maths Trick!...

Trick 1: Number below 10 Step1: Think of a number below 10. Step2: Double the number you have thought. Step3: Add 6 with the getting result. Step4: Half the answer, that is divide it by 2. Step5: Take away the number you have thought from the answer, that is, subtract the answer from the...
Skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!

Skeleton is a person wh...

Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: “Too uper kyon aaya?” Sardar: “Apple Khane” Monkey: “Yeh to mango tree” Sardar: “Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon”   Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them...
Thought for the Day!

Thought for the Day!...

Many of your pets are learning not to enact their fear with negative action in the world. We see this in such a simple thing as the animal who is brought to the vet for an examination. He has learned to trust humans enough that although he’s terrified he doesn’t bite. When...
Top 10 Party Cities around the Globe

Top 10 Party Cities aro...

After a hard day’s work when you return home, all that you need is rest. But right that very moment if someone proposes a party plan, can you say a ‘no’? Who does not want to party? In fact most people find partying to be a great stress reliever. However there are...
Footwear Trends this Summer

Footwear Trends this Su...

Not everybody gives to footwear the same degree of importance on the fashion scale. It is merely an accessory for some while a utility for others. So whereas a considerable fortune is often spent on clothes and adornments there are only a limited number of shoes and sandals in a...
Sardarjis are back!

Sardarjis are back!...

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 tier architecture ? A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and auto rickshaws will have 3 tyres. Q. I want to store more than ten objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow? A. Send it through courier. Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA? A....
Lovely thoughts for a lovely life!

Lovely thoughts for a l...

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love. –Sophocles Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. – Arthur Wing Pinero To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. – Karen Sunde Let us be grateful...
My wife ensures that I keep on Crying!

My wife ensures that I ...

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,...
Happy Valentines Day

Happy Valentines Day...

I asked my girlfriend. What she wanted on valentine’s day. She said,”Nothing would make me happier than some diamond earrings.” So I got her nothing 😉 HappY ValEnTiNe’s DaY I wish You Happy valentine’s Day. People say love brings flavour and taste to...

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