Sach ka samana

Sach ka samana...

Kyle’s Dad brought home a robot one day. The robot had the ability to detect lies and would slap the person who lied. Kyle returned late from school. Dad asked, Son why are you late from school’? Dad, we had extra classes today, Robot slapped Kyle on his face. Dad shouted,...
Member of Parliament (MP)

Member of Parliament (M...

Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP) Monthly Salary: Rs. 12,000/- Expense for Constitution per month: Rs. 10,000/- Office expenditure per month: Rs. 14,000/- Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km): Rs. 48,000/- (eg. For a visit from South India to Delhi &...
English SMS

English SMS...

1. Mountain can fly,river can dry you can forget me but never can i 2. Destiny decides who u meet in life but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life 3. Have a heart that never hardens have a smile that never fades have a touch that never burnt and have...
Hindi Shayari

Hindi Shayari...

1.Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain 2. Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai bache ki bhi ek jidd hoti hai aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai 3. kayi raaz aise hote...
School Days

School Days...

Teacher: “What is your name?”. Student: “Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.” Teacher: “When I ask a question in English, answer it in english.” Student: “My name is Sunlight . Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Gandhi ji was born. Teacher: What...
Killing English

Killing English...

Principal to student…” I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette… ? “ Class teacher once said : ” pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!” once hindi teacher said….”i’m going out of the world to...
Why men are happier

Why men are happier...

Men are just simply happier people, and here is why… Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can...
Love Poem

Love Poem...

I believe that the sun shines after the rain if you don’t get hurt you’ll never gain in not doing things the easy way that being selfish doesn’t pay I believe in a second chance in a life long romance there is life after death And standing up to a life of mess I believe...
Quotes, Thoughts and SMS’s

Quotes, Thoughts and SM...

1. If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life! 2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it. 3. Beauty isn’t...
Smile Please

Smile Please...

A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside. Life is short but a smile takes barely a second. Every tear has a smile behind it. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over...

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